When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5816. | zion=overrated (ziongotnohops) | 94.85 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5817. | Bryan (sniwer) | 94.85 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 5818. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 94.85 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 5819. | s. (capslooock) | 94.85 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 5820. | Replicant (replicant09) | 94.83 | 99.1% | 2024-02-22 |
| 5821. | Nico (nico_e) | 94.83 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5822. | mike (slowtype33) | 94.82 | 96.3% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5823. | qtheman (qtheman) | 94.82 | 98% | 2025-01-19 |
| 5824. | Zeta (zoqos) | 94.82 | 98% | 2017-01-10 |
| 5825. | ayamngetik (azamgoreng) | 94.82 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5826. | :( (magtraxer) | 94.81 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5827. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 94.81 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5828. | Anthony (mike916) | 94.81 | 96% | 2017-03-27 |
| 5829. | Juan (juanma04) | 94.80 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 5830. | Rizzan (rizzan) | 94.80 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5831. | Ice (icedynamix) | 94.80 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5832. | Alan (senseichen) | 94.79 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 5833. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 94.79 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 5834. | done (alexthelegend) | 94.79 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5835. | Evan (eausbrooks24) | 94.78 | 98.6% | 2024-01-02 |
| 5836. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 94.77 | 96.6% | 2025-03-03 |
| 5837. | damloojy (damloojy) | 94.77 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 5838. | TERT (antonhsu) | 94.77 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 5839. | x (x8x8) | 94.76 | 96.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5840. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 94.76 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5841. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 94.76 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5842. | a_fat_cat (a_fat_cat) | 94.75 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5843. | Jacob Denny (jacobdenny) | 94.75 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 5844. | unknown guest (unknown_guest) | 94.75 | 97% | 2024-04-21 |
| 5845. | str (sleepallday) | 94.75 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |