As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9096. | Matthias (justlupin) | 86.30 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9097. | big (bigfinger420) | 86.29 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9098. | Alfredo (chickenalfredo123) | 86.29 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9099. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 86.29 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9100. | Mikechun (mikechun) | 86.29 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9101. | brazos party (x___x) | 86.29 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9102. | . (evanisme) | 86.29 | 97% | 2016-10-09 |
| 9103. | Hubert (hube04) | 86.28 | 98.2% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9104. | Sentai (sentai421) | 86.28 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 9105. | mustang (mustang51) | 86.28 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9106. | Sophie Feldman (doodlefinny) | 86.27 | 95.5% | 2024-02-13 |
| 9107. | Noah (noahkenney2) | 86.26 | 98.4% | 2023-11-22 |
| 9108. | Aadil Khond (bruce_w) | 86.26 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9109. | serene (serene88life) | 86.26 | 96% | 2025-09-01 |
| 9110. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 86.26 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9111. | Justin (flamebun) | 86.26 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 9112. | Alan (senseichen) | 86.25 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9113. | Fiji (fijired2) | 86.24 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9114. | Galamb (galamb) | 86.24 | 95.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9115. | Maciej (rotthin) | 86.23 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 9116. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 86.23 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9117. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 86.23 | 98.2% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9118. | Edward (edwardchen) | 86.23 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9119. | Emeff (jefflar) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9120. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 86.22 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9121. | EJ (clarencedc) | 86.22 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9122. | Giles (gga_) | 86.22 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9123. | jellypop (endyprince) | 86.22 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
| 9124. | Meio (meio) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9125. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 86.21 | 98.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |