As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7469. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 89.89 | 100% | 2020-03-09 |
| 7470. | La (rednecksican) | 89.88 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 7471. | B (batyrn) | 89.88 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7472. | deicius (vantaclock) | 89.88 | 96.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7473. | Peppito (peppito) | 89.88 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
| 7474. | garrett (garrettguy457) | 89.88 | 96% | 2015-12-25 |
| 7475. | King (adrew99@live.com) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7476. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 89.87 | 98.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7477. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 89.87 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7478. | charlyffs (charlyffs) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 7479. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 89.86 | 97.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 7480. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 89.86 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7481. | Benny (papabenny) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7482. | Zach (fast_typos) | 89.86 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
| 7483. | mf (mf_splinter) | 89.85 | 99.1% | 2023-10-15 |
| 7484. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 89.85 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 7485. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 89.84 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 7486. | An (fastfing) | 89.84 | 97.5% | 2023-08-13 |
| 7487. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7488. | Justas (nikaragva) | 89.83 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
| 7489. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 89.82 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 7490. | . (carsonshort) | 89.82 | 98.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 7491. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 89.82 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7492. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 89.81 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 7493. | cal (achildslaughter) | 89.81 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 7494. | olari (olaridv) | 89.81 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 7495. | Kevin (alorlict) | 89.81 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7496. | etxor (etxor) | 89.80 | 99.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 7497. | Michael (killysheen) | 89.80 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7498. | Willow (bluelagoon7) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |