So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33910. | camis (camis502) | 44.91 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 33911. | darshan (da4shano) | 44.91 | 94.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 33912. | Ngân (nganpt) | 44.91 | 90% | 2012-12-03 |
| 33913. | Chris (chrishung) | 44.91 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 33914. | Chinna (chiran) | 44.91 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 33915. | saksham (saksham02) | 44.90 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 33916. | Joe (joebui) | 44.90 | 86% | 2016-09-07 |
| 33917. | raj (the_karna) | 44.89 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 33918. | Keith (korver) | 44.89 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 33919. | Edwin (edwin91) | 44.89 | 84% | 2016-07-05 |
| 33920. | Azrael (azrael) | 44.89 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 33921. | santi (santimoretti19) | 44.88 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 33922. | aakash (aakash00111) | 44.88 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 33923. | Jay (kooljay999) | 44.88 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 33924. | Sue (suevang) | 44.88 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 33925. | 勁揪仔 (choya) | 44.88 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 33926. | tae mo (sendoh) | 44.87 | 88% | 2013-01-11 |
| 33927. | dy (dydy) | 44.87 | 96% | 2011-12-18 |
| 33928. | cindy (cimba326) | 44.87 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 33929. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 44.87 | 95% | 2015-03-26 |
| 33930. | MRBC (mrbc) | 44.86 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 33931. | srikant (srikantdash) | 44.86 | 90% | 2013-02-19 |
| 33932. | Rafael (rafi) | 44.86 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 33933. | Pien (aukaukau2000) | 44.86 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 33934. | Néliton (viniotario) | 44.85 | 93% | 2022-11-07 |
| 33935. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 44.85 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 33936. | Underdog26 (underdog26) | 44.85 | 93% | 2023-04-11 |
| 33937. | humisar (humisar) | 44.85 | 94% | 2021-07-22 |
| 33938. | Rahul (rahulprabhu) | 44.85 | 88% | 2011-06-14 |
| 33939. | Onie (onie23) | 44.84 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |