The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7286. | 🌹Ayra (ayraa) | 95.50 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7287. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 95.50 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7288. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 95.50 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 7289. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (caliskimmer) | 95.50 | 97% | 2012-12-21 |
| 7290. | Jake (hyuk) | 95.50 | 99% | 2012-04-25 |
| 7291. | stephen (sgvnut) | 95.49 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7292. | fufu (fufufu) | 95.49 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 7293. | (naturaladoption) | 95.49 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 7294. | ammar (ammar_31) | 95.48 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7295. | twitch.tv/snipezthrice (sni... | 95.48 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7296. | Jason (jasoone) | 95.47 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 7297. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 95.47 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 7298. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 95.47 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 7299. | Iam (mchudgens) | 95.47 | 91% | 2011-05-25 |
| 7300. | Angela (angcortez) | 95.47 | 95% | 2012-01-14 |
| 7301. | awndi (aundi) | 95.47 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 7302. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 95.46 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 7303. | Matthew (sendaii) | 95.46 | 95% | 2014-02-03 |
| 7304. | panes (graabeh) | 95.46 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 7305. | makoto (shishio) | 95.45 | 92% | 2015-09-16 |
| 7306. | Daniel (jansson) | 95.45 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 7307. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 95.45 | 98.6% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7308. | Liam (addiction) | 95.45 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 7309. | Юрий (libertadore) | 95.45 | 100% | 2011-06-17 |
| 7310. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 95.45 | 93% | 2017-01-22 |
| 7311. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 95.44 | 97.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7312. | . (agile92x) | 95.44 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 7313. | Mili (mynameismili) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 7314. | substring (substring) | 95.43 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7315. | idler (idler) | 95.43 | 97% | 2011-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |