The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27298. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 59.68 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 27299. | Xiaobing (sexyasian) | 59.68 | 86% | 2016-02-02 |
| 27300. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 59.68 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 27301. | Rafal (dathen) | 59.68 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 27302. | Sidar (deathlypsycho) | 59.68 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 27303. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 59.68 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 27304. | Maddy (monkeytoes2) | 59.68 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 27305. | alec (mrwisntworking) | 59.67 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 27306. | Imran (imrankane2005) | 59.67 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 27307. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 59.67 | 87% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27308. | tyrue (tyrue) | 59.67 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 27309. | Kc (kchehez) | 59.66 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 27310. | Maruken (maruken) | 59.66 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 27311. | Nate (blinky22) | 59.66 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 27312. | Pete (pete2015) | 59.66 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 27313. | truc (crystal148) | 59.66 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 27314. | mike (yyu2017) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 27315. | Ming (swamis) | 59.65 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
| 27316. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 59.65 | 89% | 2016-03-30 |
| 27317. | MadnessT3 (madnesst3) | 59.65 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 27318. | Vikru (vikru10) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 27319. | yasser (yasblack) | 59.65 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 27320. | Steven (stevencurryeggprata) | 59.65 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 27321. | Wei-Hao (semaphore) | 59.65 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 27322. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 59.65 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 27323. | Mayank (mayankraj) | 59.64 | 88% | 2015-10-04 |
| 27324. | David (jdwalston) | 59.64 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 27325. | Eddie (eddiei) | 59.64 | 83% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27326. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 59.64 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 27327. | Honza (kotis) | 59.64 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |