Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30233. | Pedro (pedraum1990) | 53.01 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 30234. | master (cs6000pistol) | 53.01 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 30235. | oneninetyeight (oneninetyei... | 53.01 | 92% | 2012-12-13 |
| 30236. | Bubblebone (bubblebone) | 53.01 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 30237. | Gourav (cagourav) | 53.01 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
| 30238. | nope (vecksberex) | 53.00 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 30239. | Ren (reniyuh) | 53.00 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 30240. | Jay (jaysahitani) | 53.00 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 30241. | Louise (loulou77) | 52.99 | 97% | 2016-06-23 |
| 30242. | John (whalenj) | 52.99 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 30243. | allthesepollitos (allthesep... | 52.99 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 30244. | ty (babygyrlty) | 52.98 | 97% | 2012-10-12 |
| 30245. | Ben (benfrank) | 52.98 | 93% | 2011-07-06 |
| 30246. | dryman (dryman) | 52.98 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 30247. | Mari (pwns) | 52.98 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 30248. | Anas (cglotr) | 52.98 | 96% | 2020-12-25 |
| 30249. | Hank (selfcreator) | 52.97 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 30250. | Anderz (kr0w) | 52.97 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 30251. | Eric (xziled) | 52.96 | 97% | 2013-02-05 |
| 30252. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 52.96 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 30253. | manzah (beelzeb0sss) | 52.96 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 30254. | Invis (invisiblehope) | 52.96 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 30255. | wiz (_wiz_) | 52.96 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 30256. | T (tn_92) | 52.96 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 30257. | Michael (alphastrategy) | 52.96 | 87% | 2017-02-15 |
| 30258. | Nishant (nsv91) | 52.96 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 30259. | Johnnie (whovain) | 52.96 | 95% | 2017-07-08 |
| 30260. | Chicken (sontayy) | 52.95 | 87% | 2013-01-17 |
| 30261. | Makke (c0py) | 52.95 | 86% | 2012-03-06 |
| 30262. | Thobi (tombibby10) | 52.95 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |