I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11105. | Maddy (maddy_23) | 87.08 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
| 11106. | CHUGGITYPES (chuggitypes) | 87.08 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11107. | Nooyag (priceisright2) | 87.08 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 11108. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 87.08 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 11109. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 11110. | MeoWs (awfwe) | 87.07 | 98% | 2024-12-18 |
| 11111. | Hung (tekkan) | 87.07 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11112. | H_24 (h_24) | 87.07 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 11113. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 87.07 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11114. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 87.06 | 98.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11115. | yayay (the_legend27) | 87.05 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 11116. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 87.05 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| 11117. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 87.05 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 11118. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.05 | 96.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 11119. | Fried (frieddust) | 87.05 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 11120. | KiddoKoremakku (marquisfleur) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11121. | Robert (selbor) | 87.03 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 11122. | Newbie (test00722) | 87.03 | 98.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11123. | Hรนng (kenkenkiota) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11124. | desmos (desmos) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11125. | Johann (slugvibes) | 87.02 | 95.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 11126. | Sam (9067t) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11127. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 87.01 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 11128. | zlyxx (zlyxx) | 87.01 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11129. | dpg (deeepeeegeee) | 87.01 | 96.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 11130. | Albert (bikertoad) | 87.01 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| 11131. | Tobias ๐ฅบ๐๐ (tobimori) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 11132. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11133. | pwnchy (pwnchy) | 87.00 | 100% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11134. | brrrrrrrrr (kagami_taiga) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| แ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |