The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3311. | (ayazkhan) | 107.21 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 3312. | (gidthekid2) | 107.19 | 97.6% | 2025-03-15 |
| 3313. | (dingamer) | 107.19 | 99% | 2025-07-26 |
| 3314. | ok (crims0nking) | 107.19 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3315. | (microlmao) | 107.17 | 96.2% | 2025-01-01 |
| 3316. | (vienehsjfiijw) | 107.17 | 99% | 2026-04-05 |
| 3317. | (imetsia) | 107.16 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3318. | (ehj53) | 107.16 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 3319. | (dolceparadise) | 107.15 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 3320. | Big_Drain (greenmangojuicebox) | 107.15 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 3321. | (pikachin) | 107.15 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3322. | KimJongUnpaloompadoompetydo... | 107.14 | 99% | 2026-01-21 |
| 3323. | (inj5) | 107.14 | 97.9% | 2024-05-01 |
| 3324. | (fly_by_midnight) | 107.14 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 3325. | (tomfoolery42) | 107.14 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3326. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 107.13 | 95% | 2016-03-22 |
| 3327. | Geawea (geawea) | 107.12 | 98.5% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3328. | (_icon_) | 107.12 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 3329. | (russianemu27) | 107.12 | 95% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3330. | Sleebz (selbon) | 107.12 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 3331. | Ascyt.com (ascyt) | 107.11 | 97% | 2026-01-29 |
| 3332. | (puisanberg) | 107.11 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 3333. | (pananers) | 107.10 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3334. | (toofuzzeh) | 107.10 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 3335. | (nonoesimposible) | 107.09 | 99% | 2025-07-23 |
| 3336. | (hizan546) | 107.09 | 90% | 2017-01-04 |
| 3337. | (donda) | 107.08 | 99% | 2024-10-15 |
| 3338. | (ifeelhyper) | 107.08 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3339. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 107.08 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 3340. | (billbistline) | 107.08 | 93% | 2013-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |