The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13593. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 82.56 | 96.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13594. | iMommy (imommy) | 82.56 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13595. | Matrix (ss005) | 82.56 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13596. | damn daniel (xxj4mfazenut36... | 82.56 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 13597. | Gregers (heytsmegregers) | 82.56 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 13598. | Toby (toby_) | 82.56 | 92% | 2016-02-18 |
| 13599. | mel (madi920) | 82.56 | 96% | 2011-07-24 |
| 13600. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13601. | PMA (huy2272) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13602. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 82.55 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 13603. | Pasindu (lordpc) | 82.55 | 88% | 2015-07-31 |
| 13604. | Cary Zhang (vrozone) | 82.54 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13605. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 82.54 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 13606. | Eesa (eesa10) | 82.54 | 99% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13607. | silverEyed (silvereyed) | 82.54 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 13608. | Colleen (coconut) | 82.54 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 13609. | Joy (mart1n3) | 82.53 | 96% | 2018-06-14 |
| 13610. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13611. | SEGALE (segale) | 82.53 | 93% | 2014-01-07 |
| 13612. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 82.53 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 13613. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 13614. | Lars (larsw) | 82.53 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 13615. | Dyl (dylll) | 82.53 | 96% | 2011-06-16 |
| 13616. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 82.53 | 92% | 2013-01-05 |
| 13617. | Dean (ocirsx) | 82.52 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 13618. | Jomar (sushijo) | 82.52 | 97.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13619. | Sak (sakiii) | 82.52 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 13620. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 82.51 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13621. | Doomguy (vader_) | 82.51 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 13622. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 82.51 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |