And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13246. | (silverrocker) | 90.68 | 97% | 2013-03-28 |
| 13247. | (dg05) | 90.67 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13248. | (bigegg) | 90.67 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13249. | (privateer) | 90.67 | 98% | 2013-04-20 |
| 13250. | Ü (poppyraj) | 90.67 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13251. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 90.67 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 13252. | (nickbiophysics) | 90.67 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 13253. | (dpeters) | 90.66 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 13254. | (slowtyping) | 90.66 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 13255. | (dizzo) | 90.66 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 13256. | (jaythesloth) | 90.66 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 13257. | (saument) | 90.66 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 13258. | (saryon) | 90.65 | 98.5% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13259. | (ispharel) | 90.65 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 13260. | (meditate) | 90.65 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13261. | (bchung1201) | 90.65 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13262. | (arkinator) | 90.64 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 13263. | (goomi) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13264. | (gewaltxd) | 90.64 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13265. | (asdfwhatyouknow) | 90.64 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 13266. | (casperf18) | 90.64 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 13267. | (vishal_sirhind@yahoo.com) | 90.64 | 92% | 2013-07-29 |
| 13268. | (segale) | 90.64 | 96% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13269. | (astonaston) | 90.64 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 13270. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 90.63 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13271. | (julsaguaro) | 90.63 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13272. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 90.63 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 13273. | (xzinon) | 90.62 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 13274. | (skidl0ck_kazaf) | 90.62 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 13275. | (kjbqwerty) | 90.62 | 92% | 2016-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |