I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4669. | Chris (thisismyracer) | 107.45 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 4670. | OfficerBalls (noob_master9901) | 107.44 | 100% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4671. | Russ (rseifert) | 107.43 | 99% | 2025-10-28 |
| 4672. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 107.43 | 98.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 4673. | Stanislav (dillatee) | 107.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 4674. | Ismail (ismailo) | 107.43 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 4675. | lorenzo (lorenzo2131) | 107.43 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 4676. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 107.42 | 100% | 2023-04-16 |
| 4677. | Max (winstonlisa) | 107.42 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4678. | Eric (ericchung) | 107.42 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 4679. | Rein (lilpotatopop) | 107.41 | 96.3% | 2024-07-10 |
| 4680. | coco (kaijenlee) | 107.41 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 4681. | carl (carlmarl) | 107.41 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4682. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 107.41 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 4683. | J (antiduckdude24) | 107.41 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4684. | 🍌 One Banana 🍌 (milkt... | 107.41 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4685. | Spencer (kingcrozma) | 107.40 | 98.8% | 2024-04-29 |
| 4686. | sini (seenee) | 107.40 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 4687. | r (sosjiz) | 107.39 | 97.4% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4688. | Nicholas (butthoe) | 107.39 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4689. | Fish (fish753) | 107.39 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 4690. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 107.38 | 97.6% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4691. | Roi (drone333) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4692. | Jay (aasiaat) | 107.38 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 4693. | linkai (linkaixd) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4694. | 🌑🌘 🌗 🌖 🌕 (t... | 107.38 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4695. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 107.38 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4696. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 107.36 | 98.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4697. | apoorv (covfere) | 107.36 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 4698. | Me (something_s) | 107.36 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |