The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10637. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 87.85 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 10638. | lauri (lauri1) | 87.85 | 89% | 2014-12-11 |
| 10639. | Chris (chrisrain) | 87.85 | 91% | 2014-10-24 |
| 10640. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.84 | 92% | 2016-04-02 |
| 10641. | Noggie (noggie) | 87.84 | 99% | 2020-04-10 |
| 10642. | Jan (juhu234) | 87.83 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 10643. | Alex. (forger) | 87.83 | 96% | 2014-06-15 |
| 10644. | ado-bo (bayag50) | 87.82 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 10645. | Tox (darshan2006) | 87.82 | 96.5% | 2024-06-10 |
| 10646. | Ved (vedyav) | 87.82 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10647. | Blab (blabchop) | 87.82 | 97% | 2025-11-10 |
| 10648. | Karam (kahsi) | 87.82 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 10649. | Marc (marcjuh) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-02-14 |
| 10650. | Michael (donut_man) | 87.82 | 96% | 2013-07-07 |
| 10651. | Potential (potential_first) | 87.82 | 98% | 2012-12-13 |
| 10652. | Mel (melodoc) | 87.82 | 94% | 2012-08-26 |
| 10653. | Hamza (hamzaisaslowtyper) | 87.81 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 10654. | Griff (griffhero8) | 87.81 | 97.2% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10655. | Doe (animitz) | 87.81 | 98.1% | 2025-02-06 |
| 10656. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 87.81 | 98.4% | 2024-12-16 |
| 10657. | Cold Storage (massivive) | 87.81 | 91% | 2016-11-02 |
| 10658. | Jonato (jonato) | 87.81 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 10659. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 87.81 | 97.8% | 2023-06-22 |
| 10660. | Sean (metrognome12) | 87.81 | 96.7% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10661. | (secw) | 87.81 | 98% | 2025-11-12 |
| 10662. | Laki (yumiren) | 87.81 | 97.4% | 2024-04-05 |
| 10663. | Stéphanie (tirose) | 87.81 | 94% | 2014-04-06 |
| 10664. | yungcoveless (luminize) | 87.81 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 10665. | KON (kon2114) | 87.80 | 92% | 2011-06-21 |
| 10666. | ice_man (unflippa) | 87.79 | 98% | 2025-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |