So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3958. | Nate Lewis (dareka01) | 39.48 | 94% | 2022-05-13 |
| 3959. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 39.48 | 97% | 2017-05-14 |
| 3960. | Antonio (tonio145) | 39.48 | 91% | 2016-09-10 |
| 3961. | Shah (pacer) | 39.48 | 92% | 2012-10-29 |
| 3962. | Rosalie (faceroller) | 39.47 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
| 3963. | Cally (callyh) | 39.47 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 3964. | Leo (leothesealion) | 39.46 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 3965. | Ulises (usoto100) | 39.46 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 3966. | Sooraj (thesgyro) | 39.46 | 90% | 2017-04-28 |
| 3967. | Kate (kates) | 39.46 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 3968. | Pompeijwag (pompeijwang) | 39.45 | 91% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3969. | Teun (teung) | 39.45 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 3970. | Alex (alexsanderror) | 39.45 | 86% | 2013-12-09 |
| 3971. | Kelly (kellyd35) | 39.45 | 96% | 2013-01-25 |
| 3972. | Tomer (tomeron2000) | 39.45 | 90% | 2016-08-10 |
| 3973. | Marie (slowestone) | 39.45 | 97% | 2012-04-26 |
| 3974. | secret (secretscientist) | 39.44 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 3975. | esra (esragungor) | 39.44 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 3976. | Useless (uselessjuice) | 39.43 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 3977. | k dawg (c_rizzle95) | 39.43 | 84% | 2012-09-27 |
| 3978. | Yulany (yulany7) | 39.43 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 3979. | vikas (vikasw) | 39.43 | 94% | 2014-08-29 |
| 3980. | Jessica (jessi_p3) | 39.42 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 3981. | Trigger_Fist (trigger_fist) | 39.42 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 3982. | Af (aa53168) | 39.42 | 96% | 2014-02-17 |
| 3983. | LTT (sirl) | 39.42 | 93% | 2012-10-26 |
| 3984. | Taimur (jonikhan) | 39.42 | 87% | 2016-02-22 |
| 3985. | Nobody (nobody9058) | 39.41 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 3986. | ZEUS (suriya_2002) | 39.41 | 96.5% | 2023-10-01 |
| 3987. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 39.41 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 16,061 | 41.92 | August 8, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 83 | 53.84 | April 4, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 18 | 32.11 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 8 | 50.19 | January 27, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 37.51 | September 30, 2021 |