Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38656. | (revo) | 31.33 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 38657. | (mystic_zafar) | 31.33 | 92% | 2021-01-17 |
| 38658. | (abdaka) | 31.32 | 91% | 2021-02-12 |
| 38659. | (rajroshan) | 31.32 | 92% | 2019-01-22 |
| 38660. | (shiranset) | 31.31 | 91% | 2014-12-02 |
| 38661. | (bennomen) | 31.31 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 38662. | (shahid010_) | 31.31 | 92% | 2023-05-06 |
| 38663. | (sander) | 31.30 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 38664. | Zeba (zeba_cute) | 31.30 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 38665. | (weweee24) | 31.29 | 95% | 2023-11-01 |
| 38666. | (misteryoda) | 31.28 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 38667. | (neil_oscar) | 31.28 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 38668. | (khalil) | 31.27 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 38669. | (locky) | 31.27 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 38670. | (rhee) | 31.27 | 90% | 2014-06-20 |
| 38671. | Pablo (crzydg) | 31.27 | 86% | 2015-10-29 |
| 38672. | (secretk) | 31.26 | 95% | 2020-12-24 |
| 38673. | (muse) | 31.25 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 38674. | (whilie) | 31.23 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 38675. | (israt_ifty) | 31.23 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 38676. | (roman29) | 31.22 | 94.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 38677. | (janb99) | 31.20 | 84% | 2014-04-30 |
| 38678. | (sprihodko) | 31.20 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| 38679. | (merylene) | 31.20 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 38680. | (bewd) | 31.20 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 38681. | (amanchik) | 31.19 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 38682. | (bobdacir15) | 31.18 | 89% | 2011-07-08 |
| 38683. | (losel92) | 31.18 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
| 38684. | Mr. (superfat) | 31.17 | 91% | 2020-05-12 |
| 38685. | (club86) | 31.17 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |