I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3268. | Ham (hammah713) | 74.76 | 96.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 3269. | Evan (evari) | 74.72 | 94.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3270. | despicable (sanctum_) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
| 3271. | atoi (atoi) | 74.69 | 97% | 2024-12-25 |
| 3272. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 74.68 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 3273. | Eugenio Gonzalez (unnin8) | 74.66 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3274. | Mohamed Abdelfattah (mohame... | 74.64 | 95.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3275. | White (whitestar1992) | 74.60 | 96% | 2025-07-17 |
| 3276. | Joshua (joshjoseph97) | 74.57 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 3277. | Pasang (irex124) | 74.56 | 96% | 2025-12-18 |
| 3278. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 74.55 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 3279. | penguin (penguinpengsta) | 74.53 | 95% | 2024-09-10 |
| 3280. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 74.51 | 97.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 3281. | Riden (riden9939) | 74.49 | 97.5% | 2024-04-19 |
| 3282. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 74.49 | 95.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 3283. | hogrider (hogrider1) | 74.48 | 94% | 2023-05-31 |
| 3284. | John (69legend) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3285. | typetypelang (typetype1205) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 3286. | SecreC. (secrec) | 74.46 | 97.2% | 2023-09-03 |
| 3287. | Nikhil (nik9) | 74.45 | 97% | 2026-01-17 |
| 3288. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 74.45 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3289. | andpav (andpav) | 74.43 | 95.6% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3290. | Samppa (samppa24) | 74.42 | 95% | 2025-07-22 |
| 3291. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 74.40 | 96.7% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3292. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 74.35 | 94.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 3293. | JG (j32587) | 74.33 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3294. | Milan (themilan) | 74.32 | 96.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3295. | Robi (elrobi) | 74.31 | 96.9% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3296. | Clayton Schroeder (cl8on8or) | 74.30 | 96.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 3297. | Will (carbohydra) | 74.30 | 98.2% | 2024-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |