So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11950. | Marvin (buscar) | 81.82 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 11951. | IWinning (you_losing) | 81.81 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11952. | Haskier (haskier) | 81.81 | 95% | 2015-05-22 |
| 11953. | kronk (kritsagc) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 11954. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 11955. | Odudu (emmillio) | 81.81 | 95% | 2012-05-05 |
| 11956. | Zhao (zhaox) | 81.81 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 11957. | bryan (forzemi) | 81.80 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 11958. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.80 | 95.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11959. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 81.80 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 11960. | Victor (yangmillstheory) | 81.79 | 89% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11961. | Jessant (jessant) | 81.79 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 11962. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 81.79 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11963. | owen (beemochop) | 81.79 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 11964. | SuckIT (siddhant.alok@gmail... | 81.79 | 96% | 2011-10-04 |
| 11965. | Jay (gohanpra) | 81.79 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 11966. | Claudio (tato41) | 81.78 | 95.8% | 2023-08-01 |
| 11967. | Tim (timpan8) | 81.78 | 92% | 2013-10-06 |
| 11968. | Jessica (jeguar) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11969. | Daniel (39clues) | 81.78 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 11970. | SN (secario) | 81.78 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 11971. | Marc (gx2980) | 81.78 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 11972. | Kevin (drezar) | 81.78 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 11973. | Rich (r1hh) | 81.77 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11974. | Bruce (figherto) | 81.77 | 94% | 2016-07-30 |
| 11975. | Handri (baldkid) | 81.77 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 11976. | sda (sdaa) | 81.77 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 11977. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 81.76 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11978. | nusstter (nusstter) | 81.76 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 11979. | naber? (igungor) | 81.76 | 92% | 2016-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |