I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9402. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 90.78 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9403. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 90.78 | 98.8% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9404. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 90.78 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9405. | triangle (triangle369) | 90.77 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9406. | Peter (firacs79) | 90.77 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9407. | Joel (flamebrawler1) | 90.76 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9408. | Gurman (khasla_1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9409. | Llama (elmo_bluey) | 90.76 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9410. | Eli (incarnis1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9411. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9412. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 90.75 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9413. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9414. | Kamyar (imkamyar) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9415. | David (dazzlethc) | 90.75 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9416. | Jay (jdpthota) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9417. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 9418. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 90.73 | 98% | 2024-10-14 |
| 9419. | lloyd (lloydisloud231) | 90.73 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9420. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 9421. | Math (faster_babe) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9422. | Chris (jct314) | 90.72 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9423. | Nihbru (nihbru) | 90.72 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 9424. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 90.71 | 95% | 2018-01-13 |
| 9425. | Tom (derpling) | 90.71 | 99.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9426. | Björn (bjoentp) | 90.71 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 9427. | Justin (leethelethal) | 90.70 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9428. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 90.70 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9429. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9430. | waterflex (waterflex) | 90.69 | 95% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9431. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 90.69 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |