So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14883. | happleby (happleby) | 76.75 | 98% | 2012-02-05 |
| 14884. | Trowadeath (trowadeath) | 76.74 | 90% | 2012-11-01 |
| 14885. | Brock (fisher25) | 76.74 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 14886. | Melissa (moosic) | 76.74 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14887. | Murs (okidokitty) | 76.74 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 14888. | Kalevius (kalevius) | 76.74 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 14889. | null (qbasic) | 76.74 | 93% | 2014-08-13 |
| 14890. | Gourav (batragrv) | 76.74 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 14891. | Billy (wwang0430) | 76.74 | 90% | 2016-12-10 |
| 14892. | Bazil (bzl456) | 76.73 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14893. | Mike (fluffymikeb) | 76.73 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
| 14894. | XxDarkForceX (darkforce101) | 76.73 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 14895. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14896. | Marc (marcopolo6263) | 76.73 | 92% | 2013-03-11 |
| 14897. | Marcin (marzelin) | 76.73 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 14898. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 76.73 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 14899. | Anik (eternatus) | 76.72 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 14900. | Aether (aetherbane) | 76.72 | 94.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14901. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 76.72 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 14902. | Alan (alan2406) | 76.72 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 14903. | e4mias (2mad) | 76.72 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 14904. | Mr. Presidentus (jyg108) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14905. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14906. | babao (babao) | 76.72 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 14907. | CARLO (cjbal) | 76.72 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 14908. | J. (neoglitch) | 76.72 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 14909. | John (sus_spaceman) | 76.71 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14910. | Me (_syko) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14911. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 76.71 | 95% | 2013-08-27 |
| 14912. | Pichawee (pichaweek) | 76.71 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |