And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12677. | (error404) | 91.75 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 12678. | (beamup2space) | 91.75 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 12679. | (softfresh) | 91.74 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 12680. | (josco) | 91.74 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12681. | (sulianixu) | 91.74 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 12682. | (alexsong) | 91.74 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12683. | (hsdpa365) | 91.74 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 12684. | (kaylasteffens) | 91.74 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12685. | (jonfranche) | 91.74 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12686. | (vall3y) | 91.74 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 12687. | (rxalityy) | 91.74 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12688. | m_x_9 (danmx9) | 91.74 | 98% | 2013-12-03 |
| 12689. | (rboorey) | 91.73 | 98% | 2013-06-25 |
| 12690. | (wreckbits) | 91.73 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| 12691. | (enzenoriamus) | 91.73 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 12692. | (mcflurryswag) | 91.73 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 12693. | (ambrosia0) | 91.72 | 98.3% | 2023-08-07 |
| 12694. | (fool1shdemxn) | 91.72 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 12695. | (quickfingers69) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 12696. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 12697. | (stannic1) | 91.72 | 97% | 2012-07-30 |
| 12698. | (vampireboytoy1999) | 91.72 | 92% | 2015-03-07 |
| 12699. | (zorox) | 91.72 | 96% | 2012-10-06 |
| 12700. | (shebaw) | 91.72 | 95% | 2016-08-03 |
| 12701. | (bbbappo) | 91.71 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12702. | (pintozza) | 91.71 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12703. | (amjo324) | 91.71 | 100% | 2011-06-05 |
| 12704. | (erikghonyan) | 91.71 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 12705. | (demodrill) | 91.70 | 98% | 2014-10-28 |
| 12706. | (ukrunic) | 91.70 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |