I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11636. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 82.07 | 96.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 11637. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 82.07 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 11638. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 82.07 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11639. | Mikkel (rastai) | 82.07 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 11640. | Chezer (chezer_71) | 82.06 | 99% | 2023-06-04 |
| 11641. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 82.06 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 11642. | Trey (trey113) | 82.05 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11643. | Howard (thedrawoh) | 82.05 | 99% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11644. | Raymond (raymonds) | 82.05 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 11645. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 82.04 | 95.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 11646. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 82.04 | 96% | 2026-02-02 |
| 11647. | Kao (_psiphi) | 82.04 | 98% | 2025-09-01 |
| 11648. | Chris (ohkaychris) | 82.04 | 94% | 2021-07-12 |
| 11649. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 11650. | jboog (jboog) | 82.03 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11651. | Yikes (yikesforever) | 82.03 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 11652. | NathD (viktor_oppenheimer) | 82.02 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 11653. | Mike (lolman196) | 82.02 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 11654. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11655. | Omar (oshnatour) | 82.02 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11656. | Sebastian (sebas977) | 82.02 | 97.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 11657. | Renzo (raccon) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11658. | Jose (joseysais) | 82.02 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 11659. | Gandalfr (aanuj4444) | 82.02 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 11660. | Giacomo (giaco30) | 82.01 | 96.8% | 2025-05-01 |
| 11661. | oobut (oobut) | 82.00 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11662. | |I|I|I|I|I|I| (iknowwhatimd... | 82.00 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11663. | Jack (hyydenjakcz) | 82.00 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11664. | Jessica (jeguar) | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 11665. | Stephen (stephenlawrence) | 82.00 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |