So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9383. | (sofiya) | 86.52 | 92% | 2012-05-18 |
| 9384. | (mainsam) | 86.52 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 9385. | (creativenameik) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9386. | (dsaldana711) | 86.51 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 9387. | (rinselmann) | 86.51 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9388. | (asian47) | 86.50 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 9389. | (fwygo) | 86.50 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9390. | (anguelo) | 86.50 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9391. | (tranquility) | 86.50 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 9392. | (luis69) | 86.50 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 9393. | joonie (joonie) | 86.50 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 9394. | (subacutelydepressed) | 86.49 | 97% | 2011-08-19 |
| 9395. | (zstarcatchz) | 86.49 | 91% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9396. | (superbobo12) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9397. | (ghuleh) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9398. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9399. | (sebaci) | 86.47 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 9400. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 86.47 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9401. | (0317) | 86.47 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 9402. | (yeahright1248) | 86.47 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 9403. | (strictmath) | 86.47 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 9404. | (not_stable) | 86.46 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9405. | llarin (krypton1an) | 86.46 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 9406. | (nu7x) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9407. | (howbtard) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9408. | (xrzde36) | 86.45 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
| 9409. | dbs (typeracepro) | 86.45 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 9410. | (bananacak3) | 86.45 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9411. | (auldieermine83) | 86.44 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9412. | (_jamin_) | 86.44 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |