So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9641. | Josh (itztaayoooo) | 86.35 | 90% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9642. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 86.35 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9643. | craig (2c2c) | 86.35 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 9644. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 86.34 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 9645. | Cassy (cassy227) | 86.34 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9646. | adam (ez11) | 86.34 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9647. | Romir Basu (mod_rombus) | 86.33 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 9648. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9649. | prgobet (prgobet) | 86.33 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 9650. | Kevin (kevkev28) | 86.33 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9651. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 86.33 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 9652. | Clayton (jinks908) | 86.32 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9653. | Inevitable (inevitable_) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9654. | Rusty (rusty) | 86.32 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 9655. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.32 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9656. | Ray (gilzea) | 86.31 | 95.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9657. | Loic (99loic) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 9658. | Sea (searabbit) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9659. | Spyros (soulis) | 86.30 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9660. | Person (relearner) | 86.29 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 9661. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 86.28 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 9662. | Andre (upupdowndown) | 86.28 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9663. | ♥ (baaby) | 86.28 | 96% | 2011-09-25 |
| 9664. | Wyatt (the_midget_bear) | 86.28 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9665. | ジョン (johnr_) | 86.28 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9666. | Helix (i_cant_type3247) | 86.28 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9667. | mago (magomago) | 86.28 | 99% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9668. | fried fish (seventh77) | 86.28 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9669. | Jessy (jessy) | 86.28 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 9670. | Tim (timwan) | 86.27 | 92% | 2013-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |