Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1214. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 69.98 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1215. | Huang (nvnqsr) | 69.98 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1216. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 69.93 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 1217. | J (jw82) | 69.91 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 1218. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 69.89 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1219. | merk (undernewb) | 69.88 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 1220. | Egi (dr12) | 69.88 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1221. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 69.86 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1222. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 69.85 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1223. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 69.81 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1224. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 69.81 | 99% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1225. | Faldi (faldir) | 69.74 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 1226. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 69.73 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1227. | 1834 (busey) | 69.73 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1228. | Gino (ginodleon) | 69.72 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1229. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 69.71 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1230. | Sean (seantoasters) | 69.69 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1231. | William (willmart16) | 69.66 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1232. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 69.66 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1233. | imtiaz ali channar tandojam... | 69.66 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1234. | Palqa (palqar) | 69.63 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1235. | Sanic (192378) | 69.61 | 95% | 2019-07-26 |
| 1236. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 69.57 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1237. | wayne (nonlimit) | 69.57 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 1238. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 69.50 | 94% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1239. | Banana (banmanan) | 69.49 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1240. | David (typerpenguin) | 69.49 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1241. | Kenilwort (kenilwort) | 69.48 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1242. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1243. | Kalin (jinxdroid) | 69.41 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |