Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3094. | tristen (unitristen) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3095. | Lucas (supermug) | 74.80 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3096. | kb noob (akh7) | 74.79 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3097. | Richard (jorimi) | 74.79 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 3098. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 74.78 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 3099. | William (wdk5013) | 74.77 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3100. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 74.74 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3101. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 74.72 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3102. | Sangin (sanginkjekk) | 74.71 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 3103. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 74.71 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3104. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 74.69 | 93% | 2018-12-31 |
| 3105. | Daniel (gromityperacer) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3106. | serena (sereeenuh) | 74.67 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3107. | Lupi (thedogz) | 74.66 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 3108. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 74.65 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 3109. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 74.65 | 94% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3110. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 74.64 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 3111. | uɐǝS (seanofabob) | 74.64 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
| 3112. | melvynAIDS (melvynaids) | 74.64 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3113. | Matthew (matthewdilks) | 74.61 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3114. | Axel (sector7) | 74.61 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3115. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 74.60 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3116. | SKALP (skalpy) | 74.58 | 95% | 2019-08-21 |
| 3117. | Zack (raichubuddy) | 74.57 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3118. | King (kingthiccness) | 74.54 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3119. | Md. Musfiqur (dragon172) | 74.54 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3120. | Alex (p08r) | 74.53 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3121. | Jonas (igern) | 74.53 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3122. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 74.51 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 3123. | stornev (stornev_) | 74.50 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |