So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29786. | sausage go brrr (hasini_17) | 53.38 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 29787. | Speedwalker (speedwalker68) | 53.38 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 29788. | dreamrock han (hanmengshi123) | 53.38 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 29789. | Matthew (mattmad) | 53.38 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 29790. | Clicky (clicky_clacky) | 53.38 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 29791. | Avijit (avi3777) | 53.38 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 29792. | dimas (apostle) | 53.38 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 29793. | Sean (sean802) | 53.37 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 29794. | Oleg (rammanoff) | 53.37 | 98% | 2013-05-14 |
| 29795. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 53.36 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| 29796. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 53.36 | 95% | 2015-12-30 |
| 29797. | rao (raonavdeep) | 53.36 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
| 29798. | The (harit111200) | 53.36 | 90% | 2016-07-20 |
| 29799. | Booob (noobieness) | 53.36 | 93% | 2021-08-23 |
| 29800. | hara (harakili) | 53.36 | 95% | 2013-10-06 |
| 29801. | Tam (april0704) | 53.36 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 29802. | Lyanne (stiftvilt) | 53.35 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 29803. | Andi (andidegn) | 53.35 | 93% | 2015-06-06 |
| 29804. | Steven (engine210) | 53.35 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 29805. | Henry (henry_) | 53.35 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 29806. | Fokionas (fokion20) | 53.35 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 29807. | yachu (chulin) | 53.35 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 29808. | Sean (seanmulan) | 53.35 | 92% | 2012-03-07 |
| 29809. | Cytrinette (cytrinette) | 53.34 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 29810. | Omar (omarobeya) | 53.34 | 87% | 2014-12-13 |
| 29811. | Irvin (irvmed) | 53.34 | 92% | 2015-09-28 |
| 29812. | frinkless (frinkless) | 53.34 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 29813. | Bryant (bryantcx) | 53.34 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 29814. | AxE (axe_axe) | 53.34 | 86% | 2016-03-22 |
| 29815. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 53.33 | 97% | 2012-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |