I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1915. | sammysamm (sammysamm) | 120.05 | 98.1% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1916. | Saum (saumcreek) | 120.05 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 1917. | j (badillac) | 120.05 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 1918. | Violette (waterwiz) | 120.04 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 1919. | Min (mini_tea) | 120.03 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 1920. | free palestine (pringlecan) | 120.03 | 99% | 2025-03-30 |
| 1921. | Tiki (tiki77747) | 120.03 | 99% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1922. | Val (val_f) | 120.02 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 1923. | DwimaGB (dwima_gb) | 120.02 | 100% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1924. | Chart error: Error: Unexpec... | 120.00 | 98.7% | 2024-11-05 |
| 1925. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 120.00 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1926. | Chuck (ultrabum) | 119.97 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1927. | Juan (krapnixfootball) | 119.96 | 98.2% | 2025-02-10 |
| 1928. | 푸푸피피 (f6zqygeti2yql... | 119.96 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 1929. | piaero (piaero) | 119.96 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 1930. | Pinolicious (pinolicious) | 119.96 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1931. | gsdoggo (gsdoggo) | 119.95 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1932. | sean (seaneneh) | 119.95 | 99% | 2025-10-17 |
| 1933. | Slow (rileyxd) | 119.95 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1934. | san francisco (2049) | 119.95 | 99% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1935. | Poops (poops_magee) | 119.95 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 1936. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 119.92 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1937. | James (antrix) | 119.89 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 1938. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 119.89 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1939. | Artos (a_tortoise) | 119.89 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 1940. | John (johnwenshoe) | 119.87 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 1941. | deon (deontan) | 119.86 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1942. | Molly (mollybolly) | 119.86 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 1943. | Edmund (agent2375) | 119.86 | 99% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1944. | Noam (pleeze) | 119.84 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |