So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32136. | (noclue) | 47.79 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32137. | (akash30) | 47.79 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 32138. | (turtly) | 47.78 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 32139. | (aquafish) | 47.78 | 92.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32140. | (darkkb) | 47.78 | 92.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32141. | (yuenlai0829) | 47.78 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| 32142. | (officialsdb) | 47.78 | 94% | 2018-10-04 |
| 32143. | (chucklovesarah) | 47.78 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 32144. | (mk005) | 47.77 | 95% | 2023-07-22 |
| 32145. | (dendrose) | 47.77 | 95.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 32146. | tstats[aucker] (aucker) | 47.77 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 32147. | (adamlissybenjamin) | 47.77 | 95% | 2020-05-08 |
| 32148. | (florinmazilu) | 47.77 | 95% | 2016-10-28 |
| 32149. | (mis_hurd) | 47.77 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 32150. | (puchafx) | 47.77 | 93% | 2020-06-22 |
| 32151. | (satishreddy) | 47.77 | 92% | 2017-01-06 |
| 32152. | (firoj286) | 47.76 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 32153. | (ajtyperperson) | 47.76 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 32154. | Sen² (seanblah) | 47.76 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
| 32155. | (ayyjhey) | 47.76 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
| 32156. | (hedooxx) | 47.76 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 32157. | (daltonman11) | 47.76 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 32158. | (xenocid) | 47.76 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 32159. | (risi0987) | 47.75 | 95% | 2023-09-26 |
| 32160. | __tempter (__tempter) | 47.75 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 32161. | (fellasaurus) | 47.75 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 32162. | Ted (t3ddybgam3) | 47.75 | 92% | 2017-04-25 |
| 32163. | (undercoverninjaturtle) | 47.75 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 32164. | Tyler (huynher) | 47.75 | 87% | 2016-03-29 |
| 32165. | PHAN (phantran) | 47.75 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |