So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35216. | Phong (phong_the_boss) | 39.85 | 91% | 2023-06-16 |
| 35217. | Neelesh (nwadhwani) | 39.85 | 94% | 2017-06-26 |
| 35218. | kaitou (triskykaitou) | 39.84 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 35219. | Anna (slewa) | 39.84 | 94% | 2022-01-06 |
| 35220. | Mos (mos50wpm) | 39.84 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35221. | Ayman (i_man2k07) | 39.83 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 35222. | Yolanda (yolandah) | 39.82 | 90% | 2016-07-12 |
| 35223. | 0343 (geoabbasi) | 39.82 | 88% | 2016-01-08 |
| 35224. | ali (aliselim) | 39.82 | 84% | 2017-05-12 |
| 35225. | Hari (harip) | 39.81 | 93% | 2023-04-26 |
| 35226. | cindy (dominiq_) | 39.81 | 93% | 2017-09-21 |
| 35227. | AKarudwal (akarudwal) | 39.80 | 94% | 2021-09-24 |
| 35228. | Goal: 70wpm average (pietpo... | 39.80 | 93% | 2022-06-03 |
| 35229. | brooke (br2000sh) | 39.80 | 90% | 2011-11-19 |
| 35230. | willow (willow_ash) | 39.80 | 94% | 2013-04-13 |
| 35231. | John (acidblue) | 39.80 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 35232. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 39.79 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 35233. | Seamus (seamusc) | 39.79 | 93% | 2012-05-14 |
| 35234. | Kacper (alca) | 39.79 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 35235. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 39.78 | 91% | 2012-04-17 |
| 35236. | Công Sơn (congsona4) | 39.77 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 35237. | Karim (karim_ch) | 39.77 | 92% | 2020-05-24 |
| 35238. | Nabil (vqvks7n) | 39.77 | 92% | 2013-11-19 |
| 35239. | Ray (megaracer) | 39.76 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 35240. | Ashraf (ashraf2) | 39.75 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 35241. | Illarion (illarion) | 39.75 | 92% | 2022-12-13 |
| 35242. | Birtan (mabx) | 39.74 | 90% | 2016-07-01 |
| 35243. | Filthy (kluchhard) | 39.74 | 94% | 2018-09-29 |
| 35244. | Diego (dimeco) | 39.74 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 35245. | kishan (kishanraj2006) | 39.74 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |