So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16709. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 73.51 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
| 16710. | Henry (henry_court) | 73.51 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 16711. | Ra (ratsquare) | 73.50 | 98.3% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16712. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 73.50 | 94.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16713. | M (maddyjune) | 73.50 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 16714. | Tarik (fattortoise) | 73.50 | 94% | 2016-12-13 |
| 16715. | Bryce (kojito) | 73.50 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 16716. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 73.50 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 16717. | Stephan (headkick893) | 73.50 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 16718. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 73.50 | 95% | 2017-02-12 |
| 16719. | Storm (stormfalcon) | 73.50 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 16720. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 73.50 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 16721. | Sun (timaeous) | 73.49 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 16722. | Joe (joetelefair) | 73.49 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 16723. | JoY (j0y_y) | 73.49 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16724. | Eric (darkday87) | 73.49 | 91% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16725. | Robet (infinitemethod) | 73.48 | 90% | 2014-01-14 |
| 16726. | David (seismicsandwich) | 73.48 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 16727. | Alikhan (realikh) | 73.48 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 16728. | kmurbi23 (kmurbi23) | 73.48 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 16729. | Vishal (vpm911) | 73.48 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16730. | Yudhi (seadranx) | 73.48 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 16731. | Damian (nerval) | 73.48 | 90% | 2014-10-08 |
| 16732. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 73.47 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 16733. | Garrett (fallencatzz) | 73.47 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16734. | Hapax (hapaxx) | 73.47 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 16735. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 73.47 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16736. | Grant (bigcock69) | 73.47 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 16737. | William (thenameswill) | 73.47 | 93% | 2016-12-01 |
| 16738. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 73.47 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |