I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9295. | Eli (swannyaf) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9296. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9297. | D-Dawg (ddawgfr) | 87.36 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9298. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 87.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9299. | b (byron911) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9300. | Stevne (juninight29) | 87.35 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9301. | Pop (floppying) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9302. | moh (beekalam) | 87.34 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9303. | kortdanyel (kortdanyel) | 87.33 | 95% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9304. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9305. | Nick (symbuh) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9306. | Earl (quickslowproplayer) | 87.32 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9307. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 87.32 | 94.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9308. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9309. | will (zootzootie) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9310. | ιΏδΉ (yaboiwierdal) | 87.32 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9311. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9312. | Albert (albastardoto) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9313. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 9314. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 87.30 | 97% | 2024-11-16 |
| 9315. | nmx (nemaxhd) | 87.30 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9316. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.30 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 9317. | Dirty Dan (biscuitmisclick) | 87.29 | 95.5% | 2024-10-28 |
| 9318. | π (wildreamz) | 87.29 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9319. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 87.29 | 95.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9320. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 9321. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9322. | Avery (ba0z1) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9323. | ok (herbaltea) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9324. | Dinkle (floydisco) | 87.29 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |