I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9296. | apngetuma (smr64) | 87.77 | 99% | 2016-04-21 |
| 9297. | Michael (pernobo) | 87.77 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9298. | Zero (1ascend0) | 87.76 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9299. | debumak (debumak) | 87.76 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9300. | Cole (dudechill) | 87.75 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9301. | V (tall_in_spirit_dvorak) | 87.75 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9302. | memo (memost) | 87.75 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9303. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 87.75 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 9304. | Third (chaenorhinum) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9305. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9306. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 87.74 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9307. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 87.74 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| 9308. | J (kzce) | 87.74 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 9309. | Peter (eyes_closed) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9310. | Callum (callum__) | 87.73 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9311. | Spencer (poipoe) | 87.73 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9312. | JJ (jorhedpedkai) | 87.72 | 95.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 9313. | 0rav_gallium (0rav_gallium) | 87.72 | 97.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 9314. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9315. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 87.72 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9316. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 87.72 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 9317. | David (dgiddens928) | 87.71 | 97.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 9318. | Rasmus (raggie) | 87.71 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 9319. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 87.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 9320. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 87.71 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 9321. | blast (blastoff15) | 87.71 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 9322. | callum (changetowumbo) | 87.71 | 94% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9323. | Sarah (sjmw2014) | 87.70 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9324. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9325. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 87.70 | 96% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |