I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8991. | Con (hibbittybibbity) | 88.57 | 97.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8992. | quadrate (quadrate) | 88.56 | 97.7% | 2024-09-13 |
| 8993. | vicbrabo (vicbr4bo) | 88.56 | 96% | 2024-01-25 |
| 8994. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 88.56 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 8995. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 8996. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 88.56 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 8997. | Matrix (matri) | 88.56 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 8998. | Paras (eifeltower) | 88.56 | 94% | 2017-02-16 |
| 8999. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 88.56 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9000. | mikey (shpoopdy) | 88.55 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 9001. | mushroom (mushrooome) | 88.55 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 9002. | qweqwe (qweu) | 88.55 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9003. | Jeroen (denziry) | 88.55 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 9004. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 88.55 | 80% | 2015-05-16 |
| 9005. | iotku (iotku) | 88.55 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 9006. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 88.55 | 94% | 2016-01-29 |
| 9007. | Protein (rsandland) | 88.54 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9008. | Zen (zennabon) | 88.54 | 97.8% | 2023-12-28 |
| 9009. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 88.54 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 9010. | Ethan (real_ethan_) | 88.52 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 9011. | Tom (tomspell) | 88.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9012. | And (andzer0) | 88.52 | 95.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9013. | Runa (runaperuasdf) | 88.52 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9014. | Kerrby (kerrby) | 88.51 | 97% | 2025-04-19 |
| 9015. | em (eeopkc) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9016. | Umar (ukjadoon) | 88.51 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9017. | TonySoprano (tony_soprano) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9018. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9019. | Max (p1spastic) | 88.50 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 9020. | t (12cligon) | 88.49 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |