So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24720. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 61.23 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24721. | asim (asimaf4u) | 61.23 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 24722. | Abel (n0tnoobslayer) | 61.23 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 24723. | Aren (sarckelle) | 61.23 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 24724. | cui (blowtiger) | 61.23 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
| 24725. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 61.23 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 24726. | Nick (envynav) | 61.22 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 24727. | Speed (yogendrasinghx) | 61.22 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 24728. | David (iccyyy) | 61.21 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 24729. | Ahmed (rumbustious) | 61.21 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24730. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 61.21 | 94.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24731. | Kevin (syrius91) | 61.21 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 24732. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 61.21 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 24733. | Wan Lutfi (lutfi07) | 61.21 | 94% | 2013-08-17 |
| 24734. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 61.21 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 24735. | laura (laura2010xx) | 61.21 | 95% | 2012-08-29 |
| 24736. | Fuje (sdafjsakle) | 61.20 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24737. | mbadyss (mbadyss) | 61.20 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 24738. | Philip (pnielsen2) | 61.20 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 24739. | uska95 (uska95) | 61.20 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 24740. | JKJ123 (jkj123) | 61.20 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 24741. | G (gauravk) | 61.20 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 24742. | nuggit (chickinuggit44) | 61.20 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 24743. | Heide (vnit) | 61.20 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24744. | Thao Nguyen (silverscorp) | 61.20 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24745. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 61.20 | 94% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24746. | Angie (angievn) | 61.20 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 24747. | kevin (wexdja) | 61.19 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 24748. | KiNg_RoWeR09 (jaisurya) | 61.19 | 94% | 2023-06-04 |
| 24749. | Code (code_swtich) | 61.19 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |