And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17957. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 82.72 | 93% | 2014-10-24 |
| 17958. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 82.72 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 17959. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 82.71 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 17960. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 17961. | yacht (yacht17) | 82.71 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 17962. | John (meep_beep) | 82.71 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 17963. | #Yang2020 (generalsurvival) | 82.71 | 94% | 2016-08-21 |
| 17964. | David (davidpit) | 82.71 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| 17965. | Andy (andien911pro) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 17966. | Andoot (andikke) | 82.71 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 17967. | Kaleb (chillybeans) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 17968. | i (tatarin) | 82.71 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 17969. | glo (whytho_) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 17970. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 17971. | Peyton (pmauw) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 17972. | Erik (mescon) | 82.70 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 17973. | Erin (enrichandco) | 82.69 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 17974. | Peter (avezan) | 82.69 | 94.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 17975. | Clark (clarkraze) | 82.69 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 17976. | kentlim (lsk133) | 82.69 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17977. | Pete (phoc41) | 82.69 | 95% | 2013-12-24 |
| 17978. | Trisitn (afflicts) | 82.69 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17979. | Krzysztof (scythonsoul) | 82.69 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 17980. | Jack (jackattack45) | 82.69 | 97% | 2017-05-22 |
| 17981. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 82.68 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 17982. | Ari (ariqly) | 82.68 | 92% | 2016-04-28 |
| 17983. | Buye (astrc) | 82.68 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 17984. | Darenz (tyrenz) | 82.68 | 95.8% | 2023-09-15 |
| 17985. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 82.68 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 17986. | be (besalt) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |