The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9826. | Jim (turkeyfetish) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9827. | Alex (ficachi) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9828. | Maxwell (arkensol) | 89.56 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 9829. | yugo (kecman) | 89.56 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 9830. | blast (blastoff15) | 89.56 | 99% | 2019-10-29 |
| 9831. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9832. | 김택용 (bisu) | 89.55 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 9833. | Daniel (wontonwon) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9834. | canadavid1 (canadavid1) | 89.54 | 96.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9835. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9836. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 89.54 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 9837. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.54 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 9838. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9839. | Reko (rekoreko) | 89.54 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 9840. | Neil (verty) | 89.54 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 9841. | Ciprian (cippo) | 89.54 | 93% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9842. | svinfia (svinfia) | 89.53 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 9843. | Steve (scuzzy) | 89.53 | 93% | 2014-09-10 |
| 9844. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 89.53 | 89% | 2017-04-10 |
| 9845. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 89.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 9846. | Hung (hungbui081189) | 89.53 | 97% | 2013-05-17 |
| 9847. | Raymond (szlesh) | 89.52 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9848. | arman_ferdous (arman_ferdous) | 89.52 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9849. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 89.52 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 9850. | Ahmed (ahmedmostafa) | 89.52 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 9851. | Joel (joeldm) | 89.51 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9852. | Dana (aftersilence87) | 89.51 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9853. | Aidan (aidanb) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9854. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 89.51 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9855. | Alexandre (aletm) | 89.51 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |