And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5292. | uniracer (uniracer) | 111.03 | 99% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5293. | M (methawatc) | 111.03 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5294. | Molerat (colonelmolerat) | 111.03 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 5295. | Dan Jeryll (almadendj) | 111.02 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5296. | jason (pravus) | 111.02 | 100% | 2012-02-08 |
| 5297. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 111.02 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5298. | Allan (albywelch) | 111.02 | 96% | 2012-05-21 |
| 5299. | Stacey (fantasticpsycho) | 111.02 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 5300. | saku (deckcsgo) | 111.01 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 5301. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 111.01 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 5302. | Liz (liasokol) | 111.00 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 5303. | Nadia (nadia16) | 111.00 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 5304. | i can't be asked (perfectio... | 110.99 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 5305. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 110.99 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 5306. | Asayae (crystal_sakura) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5307. | Tessa (tlw34) | 110.99 | 97% | 2011-08-09 |
| 5308. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 110.98 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 5309. | Scryp (scryp) | 110.98 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 5310. | Fade (fadeintercut) | 110.97 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 5311. | Rod (rodrit) | 110.97 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 5312. | Chris (thrash3r) | 110.96 | 95% | 2015-01-06 |
| 5313. | bwian (brianschao) | 110.95 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 5314. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 110.95 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5315. | Arvin (stillmatic) | 110.94 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 5316. | mogeta (mogeta) | 110.94 | 98% | 2011-11-27 |
| 5317. | Melissa (dieseldaug16) | 110.93 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 5318. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 110.93 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 5319. | nathan (ironiik) | 110.93 | 97% | 2013-06-01 |
| 5320. | Sam (samk920) | 110.93 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 5321. | OU (ounurse) | 110.93 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |