And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9630. | Big (pookpok) | 98.69 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9631. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 98.69 | 97% | 2011-11-29 |
| 9632. | Daddy (daddyknowsbest) | 98.68 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 9633. | Terence (dijkstras) | 98.68 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9634. | Guest (hjkl0) | 98.68 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
| 9635. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 98.67 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9636. | Sahasra (sahasra_sagiraju) | 98.66 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9637. | Matthew (matwat7) | 98.66 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9638. | Mac (macthemountain) | 98.66 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9639. | Jacob (xavior_x) | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 9640. | Faisal (mfaisal98) | 98.65 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 9641. | mike (slowtype33) | 98.65 | 95.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9642. | . (villutamme) | 98.65 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9643. | Cody (icody_bot) | 98.65 | 94% | 2013-11-19 |
| 9644. | Patrick (patrickg3) | 98.65 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 9645. | Tang (johnsonbaby) | 98.65 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 9646. | Tim (vultyre) | 98.63 | 96% | 2012-06-28 |
| 9647. | AESloth (scrin) | 98.63 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 9648. | Barry (somalisam) | 98.63 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9649. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 98.63 | 100% | 2018-01-07 |
| 9650. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 98.63 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 9651. | Irvin (14laui1) | 98.63 | 91% | 2014-03-16 |
| 9652. | Satoshi (mkato) | 98.63 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 9653. | Jenn (rawrrcookies) | 98.62 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 9654. | Person (relearner) | 98.62 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9655. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 98.61 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 9656. | 1234 (chuwii) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9657. | Mihir (plibither8) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9658. | matt (matt) | 98.61 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 9659. | Frousht (frousht) | 98.61 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |