The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11182. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 98.28 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 11183. | C (cmroddy) | 98.28 | 88% | 2011-10-22 |
| 11184. | brandon (brxn) | 98.28 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 11185. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 98.28 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 11186. | Corey (corstar97) | 98.28 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 11187. | Sai (justnov) | 98.28 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 11188. | slow (slow) | 98.28 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 11189. | Kevin (lin6625) | 98.27 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 11190. | Michael (mouzshin) | 98.27 | 96% | 2013-03-07 |
| 11191. | Chookat (chookat) | 98.27 | 95% | 2014-02-06 |
| 11192. | James (tokilmao) | 98.26 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 11193. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 98.26 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 11194. | Adam (thespot84) | 98.26 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 11195. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 98.26 | 99% | 2012-09-15 |
| 11196. | cc (spicydinosaurs) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 11197. | J.C. (itsjcguti) | 98.25 | 91% | 2014-05-23 |
| 11198. | antifragile (antifragile) | 98.24 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11199. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 98.24 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 11200. | Erin Erin Erin (vanhammersly) | 98.24 | 87% | 2014-07-03 |
| 11201. | Alex (screwattack44) | 98.24 | 99% | 2018-01-14 |
| 11202. | LIn En-Hsiang (iamovid) | 98.24 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 11203. | Just (justvomit) | 98.24 | 98% | 2013-07-21 |
| 11204. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 98.24 | 99% | 2013-07-29 |
| 11205. | Julian (juliansmile) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11206. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 98.23 | 98% | 2013-10-25 |
| 11207. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 98.23 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 11208. | bicboi (maggs09) | 98.23 | 96% | 2013-04-25 |
| 11209. | Lucas (praizze) | 98.23 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11210. | Eli (uvafan) | 98.23 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11211. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 98.23 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |