Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2960. | David (hahayoulose) | 71.99 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 2961. | Mark (sirmarksalot) | 71.98 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2962. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 71.94 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2963. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 71.92 | 93% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2964. | Alec (primosupera) | 71.91 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2965. | Logan (loganb123) | 71.91 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2966. | Rounak (rouvai) | 71.90 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2967. | Vyas (vyas_123) | 71.90 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2968. | Javon (instagram_danieley4) | 71.87 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 2969. | Jayden (infamousphoenix) | 71.87 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 2970. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 71.86 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2971. | Zhang (bulkyhog) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2972. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 71.84 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2973. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 71.84 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2974. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 71.84 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2975. | Wai Yan (kwyper) | 71.82 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
| 2976. | Scott (scottradaro) | 71.81 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2977. | Salamon (salamonthesignific... | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2978. | slow (edvin_fps) | 71.79 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
| 2979. | Nejc (gamedev) | 71.77 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 2980. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 71.77 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2981. | Aidan (4acl) | 71.75 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 2982. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 71.75 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2983. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 71.75 | 94% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2984. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 71.74 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2985. | Santos (druddigon) | 71.72 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2986. | Thomas (anem0s) | 71.71 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2987. | Brennan (bbqhero) | 71.69 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2988. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 71.69 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2989. | Liem (zfantasy) | 71.68 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |