The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4977. | (maldito666) | 114.72 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 4978. | (ali_norouzi) | 114.72 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 4979. | (swegboi) | 114.71 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4980. | (nirslsk) | 114.71 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 4981. | (ac737) | 114.71 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 4982. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 114.70 | 97% | 2011-08-12 |
| 4983. | (tmattia) | 114.70 | 100% | 2015-04-02 |
| 4984. | Gabriel (gabrielfln) | 114.70 | 94% | 2014-01-24 |
| 4985. | (cdawg2) | 114.70 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 4986. | phardsz (phardsz) | 114.69 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4987. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 114.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 4988. | (epixaid) | 114.69 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4989. | (idontcare12334) | 114.69 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 4990. | (tt_richard) | 114.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4991. | (criscofreeze) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-09-16 |
| 4992. | (nikpila05) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-06-20 |
| 4993. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 114.67 | 100% | 2013-08-12 |
| 4994. | (multiwario) | 114.67 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 4995. | gleek (ihavekillaura) | 114.66 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4996. | (pnayserenity) | 114.66 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 4997. | (wufwufwuf) | 114.65 | 99% | 2019-12-08 |
| 4998. | (atomec) | 114.64 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 4999. | (xkelo) | 114.63 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5000. | (snaildvorak) | 114.63 | 98% | 2011-08-12 |
| 5001. | (peacaroo) | 114.63 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 5002. | (zeverit) | 114.62 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5003. | (skoopy) | 114.61 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5004. | (elizabeth0) | 114.60 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
| 5005. | (obsession) | 114.60 | 98% | 2012-08-25 |
| 5006. | (tortoise) | 114.59 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |