So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25477. | (jack_kuzilan) | 59.29 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 25478. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 59.29 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
| 25479. | (dane0316) | 59.29 | 89% | 2013-08-09 |
| 25480. | (datuchao23) | 59.29 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
| 25481. | (infernape_51) | 59.28 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 25482. | (dangerzone31) | 59.28 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 25483. | (jojohk) | 59.28 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 25484. | (sm1th) | 59.28 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
| 25485. | A (asive) | 59.28 | 96% | 2016-05-08 |
| 25486. | (alians) | 59.27 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 25487. | (annapal_9288) | 59.27 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| 25488. | (nery) | 59.27 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 25489. | (jeezmutz) | 59.27 | 94% | 2021-03-22 |
| 25490. | (rryanhh) | 59.27 | 90% | 2016-06-03 |
| 25491. | (lspinga) | 59.27 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 25492. | Juri (jurjar) | 59.27 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 25493. | (xerone_kash) | 59.26 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 25494. | (channaha) | 59.26 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 25495. | (mindprince) | 59.26 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
| 25496. | (sogroig) | 59.26 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 25497. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 59.26 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 25498. | (leonhard3) | 59.25 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 25499. | (deckerk) | 59.25 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 25500. | (rockstar1983) | 59.25 | 97% | 2015-02-26 |
| 25501. | jaysen (jaysentang91) | 59.25 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 25502. | (bruno_zg) | 59.24 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 25503. | (dylypickles) | 59.24 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
| 25504. | (parthpsh) | 59.24 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 25505. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 25506. | (akkerman) | 59.24 | 90% | 2016-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |