I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6128. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 101.82 | 97.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6129. | Bunny (bunnywalker) | 101.82 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6130. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 101.82 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 6131. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 101.82 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 6132. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 101.82 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 6133. | carlos (carlit0) | 101.82 | 98.2% | 2025-06-01 |
| 6134. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 101.81 | 96.8% | 2024-02-24 |
| 6135. | Nice (crusherbg) | 101.81 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6136. | The Planck (djsauble) | 101.81 | 99% | 2018-11-29 |
| 6137. | Fletch (fletch10) | 101.79 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 6138. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 101.79 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6139. | Raymond (rng9512) | 101.78 | 98.2% | 2024-06-11 |
| 6140. | John (blazian11111) | 101.78 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6141. | Marco (marcomilo) | 101.77 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 6142. | Coco (notkovu) | 101.77 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6143. | Otto (ottozhen) | 101.77 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6144. | Bob (deinosor) | 101.76 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6145. | Scopic (scopic) | 101.76 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 6146. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 101.76 | 97.3% | 2025-05-01 |
| 6147. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 101.75 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6148. | Feras (frsbg) | 101.75 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 6149. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 101.75 | 98.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 6150. | Kai (fallensaturn) | 101.74 | 98% | 2026-03-29 |
| 6151. | Matt (bionic_matt) | 101.74 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 6152. | Webs (webbsz) | 101.74 | 98.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 6153. | altaire (notchrubble) | 101.73 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 6154. | buxinsix (ianlawson99) | 101.73 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 6155. | Draco25 (draco25) | 101.72 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 6156. | Geray (der3koy) | 101.72 | 99.4% | 2025-04-14 |
| 6157. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |