So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13680. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 78.68 | 99% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13681. | Matt (orangepan16) | 78.67 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 13682. | Kitt (kmet5) | 78.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 13683. | John (johnzeds) | 78.67 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13684. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 78.67 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 13685. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.67 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 13686. | janet (janetcon) | 78.67 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 13687. | Victor (vicrob) | 78.66 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 13688. | Type (granwizard) | 78.66 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 13689. | Leo (leotwelve) | 78.66 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 13690. | David (dd123c5) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 13691. | Martin (zarrix) | 78.65 | 90% | 2013-02-11 |
| 13692. | Vinayak (arsenalfab) | 78.65 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 13693. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 78.65 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
| 13694. | Nedam (nedam) | 78.65 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 13695. | Thanapat (lokid) | 78.65 | 92% | 2014-08-28 |
| 13696. | Melanie (nannymcfig) | 78.64 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 13697. | Amanda (amwmakon) | 78.64 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13698. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 13699. | Tyler (kirby89) | 78.64 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 13700. | Maddie (ciderto) | 78.64 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 13701. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13702. | Cameron (schnorp) | 78.64 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13703. | Ciucurita (bihoru) | 78.64 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 13704. | VaheSexy (vahesexy) | 78.63 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 13705. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 78.63 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 13706. | jason (thatsniceman) | 78.63 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 13707. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 78.63 | 96.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 13708. | pwr (pwr00) | 78.63 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 13709. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 78.63 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |