So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7810. | (leonhardeuler) | 90.36 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 7811. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 7812. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 90.35 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 7813. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 90.35 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7814. | (colemaklearner824) | 90.35 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
| 7815. | (chris_meng41) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-04-09 |
| 7816. | (312211) | 90.34 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 7817. | (jackedgar) | 90.34 | 97% | 2014-12-13 |
| 7818. | Ron (ronnyron) | 90.34 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 7819. | (egnaro315) | 90.34 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
| 7820. | (stewiegriffin666) | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 7821. | 1v1MeByron (beslol) | 90.33 | 87% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7822. | mtizme (mtizme) | 90.33 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7823. | (hunter_da_man11) | 90.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 7824. | Ahmad (shumayal) | 90.32 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 7825. | (noth) | 90.32 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 7826. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 7827. | Joseph (schmo_) | 90.31 | 97.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7828. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.31 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 7829. | (noel_trang) | 90.30 | 98.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 7830. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7831. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 90.30 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
| 7832. | (psychohazard) | 90.30 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 7833. | Hydrodoy (qdedmon87) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7834. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 90.29 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 7835. | COATES (texxtz) | 90.29 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 7836. | (tl8xv) | 90.28 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 7837. | Ryan (ryana) | 90.28 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 7838. | (laconickibitz) | 90.27 | 99.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7839. | Munchy (munchy12) | 90.26 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |