Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3440. | James (disner) | 67.49 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3441. | я не вмію писат... | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3442. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 67.46 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3443. | whynottt (whynottt) | 67.45 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3444. | zack (footlover) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3445. | CC (samcompu) | 67.45 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 3446. | Augustin (letplane) | 67.44 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3447. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 67.43 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3448. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 67.41 | 93% | 2019-06-16 |
| 3449. | Dominic (t4dominic) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 3450. | Neil (neilasplin) | 67.40 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3451. | Gabrielle (porknuggets) | 67.40 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3452. | vpertys (vpertys) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3453. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3454. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3455. | David (cmagic_f) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3456. | yacob (schmepper) | 67.38 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3457. | Arman (148038) | 67.37 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 3458. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 67.37 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 3459. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 67.37 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3460. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 67.35 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3461. | Ace (acechow) | 67.33 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3462. | atul (atulsingh) | 67.33 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3463. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 67.33 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3464. | Ryan (typingmaster43_) | 67.32 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3465. | Nick (an_uncreative_name) | 67.32 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3466. | mofo (s1utty123) | 67.32 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3467. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 67.32 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 3468. | Viru (virulentis) | 67.31 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3469. | Mouse (atypingmouse) | 67.31 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |