And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16264. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 85.61 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
| 16265. | Garth (dragopie) | 85.61 | 98% | 2013-02-22 |
| 16266. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 85.60 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 16267. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 85.60 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
| 16268. | GoD (godless) | 85.60 | 93% | 2013-12-07 |
| 16269. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 85.59 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 16270. | Toonie (nst94) | 85.59 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 16271. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 16272. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 85.59 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 16273. | Tony (tonphone) | 85.59 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 16274. | Iddy (iddycvs) | 85.59 | 97% | 2015-01-16 |
| 16275. | soorena (soorena) | 85.59 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 16276. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 85.59 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 16277. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 85.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 16278. | Greg (grrg) | 85.58 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 16279. | momon (momon) | 85.58 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 16280. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 85.57 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 16281. | Albert (donzol) | 85.57 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 16282. | Omar (omarmoralesjr810) | 85.57 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 16283. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 85.57 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 16284. | Jordan (scheufeli) | 85.57 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 16285. | Mahmod (mahmod_rabee) | 85.56 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 16286. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 85.56 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 16287. | RyChOr (rychor) | 85.56 | 98% | 2011-06-22 |
| 16288. | Ian (iantilp) | 85.56 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 16289. | Xebion (xebion) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 16290. | atoi (atoi) | 85.55 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16291. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 85.55 | 95% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16292. | Han (han_donald) | 85.55 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16293. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 85.55 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |