The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19323. | Heather (bowlinprincess) | 73.07 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 19324. | Scott (medievalnuke) | 73.06 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 19325. | Nattaphoom (attomos) | 73.06 | 90% | 2014-01-18 |
| 19326. | Rohan (roankar) | 73.06 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 19327. | Ruy (r_souza) | 73.06 | 92% | 2017-03-22 |
| 19328. | Danske (danske21) | 73.05 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 19329. | Drj (hellachronicsmoke) | 73.05 | 93% | 2012-01-18 |
| 19330. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 73.05 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 19331. | Jai (p0t4t0s1mp) | 73.04 | 96.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 19332. | mgamble (mgamble) | 73.04 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 19333. | Jacobo (codeinebryant) | 73.03 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 19334. | Brennan (brennan7) | 73.02 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19335. | Angela (_angelamiao) | 73.02 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 19336. | Thomas (spicytunaa) | 73.02 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 19337. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 73.02 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 19338. | Oliver (enfuego) | 73.02 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 19339. | Adam (fatadz) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-02 |
| 19340. | GEDO (z222bk) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 19341. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19342. | Jorge (jfgf11) | 73.01 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 19343. | Farm (pandamkii) | 73.01 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 19344. | isuck (scasware) | 73.01 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 19345. | brubeck (brubeck) | 73.01 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 19346. | Samuel (sho1) | 73.00 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19347. | Madison (speedbltch) | 73.00 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 19348. | Himei (himei) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 19349. | luis (lolman1952) | 73.00 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 19350. | David Kim (nerix) | 73.00 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
| 19351. | Adrian (the_adrian) | 73.00 | 94% | 2012-10-28 |
| 19352. | bing (bingchilling135) | 72.99 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |