The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24986. | Giulio (giumaz) | 74.81 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 24987. | Brody (loser_) | 74.80 | 90% | 2016-11-29 |
| 24988. | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━... | 74.80 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
| 24989. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 74.80 | 92% | 2014-04-28 |
| 24990. | Ü (poppyraj) | 74.80 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
| 24991. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 74.80 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 24992. | Flobbib (flobbib) | 74.79 | 94% | 2022-02-03 |
| 24993. | deepak (deepak319) | 74.79 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 24994. | Hap (hapyv) | 74.79 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 24995. | Basti (kopptastic) | 74.79 | 97% | 2016-03-26 |
| 24996. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 74.79 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 24997. | Kevin (kev101) | 74.79 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 24998. | El Duck (death_by_ducks) | 74.79 | 90% | 2015-12-04 |
| 24999. | ronin (bronin) | 74.79 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 25000. | Alec (abahrami) | 74.79 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 25001. | cyifkae (baiioon_colemak) | 74.79 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 25002. | reebad (r33bad) | 74.78 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 25003. | steven (stevensvk) | 74.78 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 25004. | Desmond (night9sky) | 74.78 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 25005. | Joachim (visauralmusic) | 74.78 | 84% | 2017-03-05 |
| 25006. | anand (touch_anand) | 74.78 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 25007. | Priambada (priambadajunior) | 74.78 | 95% | 2012-07-25 |
| 25008. | ʇsɐɟ ɹǝdns (shafeek) | 74.78 | 99% | 2013-08-30 |
| 25009. | S (scarton) | 74.78 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 25010. | Stas (tracersm) | 74.78 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 25011. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 74.78 | 99% | 2014-07-02 |
| 25012. | AJ (mahnkster21) | 74.77 | 96.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 25013. | John (infzer0) | 74.77 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 25014. | Jakov (juher) | 74.77 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25015. | Frittles (deth_lettus) | 74.77 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |