Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1782. | Johan (fraught) | 114.83 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 1783. | Kenji (moarkenji) | 114.81 | 96% | 2015-10-08 |
| 1784. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 114.81 | 100% | 2019-08-10 |
| 1785. | Finally back on Mech (tiucs... | 114.80 | 97.7% | 2023-07-22 |
| 1786. | johnmon (jmonson2) | 114.78 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 1787. | Kevin (klove989) | 114.78 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 1788. | Jonathan (penguinicusaurus) | 114.77 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 1789. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 114.77 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 1790. | Anonymouse (anonymouse) | 114.76 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 1791. | Hen (sharoop) | 114.76 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 1792. | javonte (javonteslow) | 114.76 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 1793. | (juij) | 114.75 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1794. | typeracist (moron212) | 114.74 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
| 1795. | Amanda (we6er) | 114.74 | 98% | 2012-11-13 |
| 1796. | SKTom (sktom) | 114.73 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 1797. | (nonquit44) | 114.73 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 1798. | Andrew (sc4fpse) | 114.72 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 1799. | TV's Adam (tvsadam) | 114.72 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 1800. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 114.72 | 100% | 2022-08-27 |
| 1801. | Samuel (guardiase) | 114.70 | 99% | 2013-02-05 |
| 1802. | Alex (alexsli) | 114.68 | 98% | 2014-11-12 |
| 1803. | Bill (billbistline) | 114.66 | 97% | 2013-07-14 |
| 1804. | sweetums (blush) | 114.65 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 1805. | Mikey (miket349) | 114.64 | 98.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1806. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 114.64 | 98% | 2014-01-25 |
| 1807. | cfe (prgmlu) | 114.64 | 96% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1808. | Flower (flowergirl228) | 114.64 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 1809. | Depak (narianu) | 114.62 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 1810. | gab (gab_) | 114.62 | 96% | 2017-05-22 |
| 1811. | Ket (ket93) | 114.60 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |